but not in an exercise way, in a eating and cooking way. I mean it is just easier to eat whatever and not plan out a good for you meal.
Yes, it has been a while since I last posted. Seems like I have been busy or something. Maybe I have not felt funny<blogging is much more fun when you FEEL funny, no I don't know why...it just does damn it>
I have not lost ANY weight in a loooooong time. Over the holidays I maintained and did not gain but I am just stuck.
The hubby and I have started a Turbo Kickboxing class and are having a blast! So, I am not being lazy there. I try to make good choices when I eat and when I cook but something has to change! I use skim milk instead of whole milk. 3% cheese, wheat pasta and all that shit, and nothing. Maybe my body is storing blubber for the winter<I fucking hate winter>or something like that. Who the hell knows. Maybe my body is a hoarder and cannot let go of the fat<I am NOT a hoarder, trust me, the less stuff I have, the better, who wants to have to dust shit, not me, get rid of the shit people>
So, I was chatting with one of my friends yesterday and she has gotten very serious about her diet and is going to help me with mine. I need a buddy to help me with this<lord knows the hubby won't, fucking Frosty eating fool>so we are gonna text everyday and send pics to each other every day<lord I hope she does not share the pics of me that I am going to send, EEW> I am ready to turn the page and get to shedding pounds! This ass still looks nasty in a swimsuit!
Hey bitches, I am gonna try to keep up on this blog, lord knows you all live and die by what I write<okay, I had to stop typing that because I was laughing, live and die by what I write, ha, yeah right, gawd could I be more arrogant? I am sure I could but I don't want to lose my bitches!>
Okay, let's DO THIS and LOSE some weight! Until next time, don't be a lazy eater or cooker like me<well shit, now what am I gonna do with that free fucking pizza I won, I mean it is free, who ignores free, who the hell ignores pizza for that matter...GAWD HELP ME>.
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Thursday, November 8, 2012
What is your Ancient Chinese Secret?
A friend announced that she had lost almost 18 pounds in the last 4 months yesterday. I am so proud of her and I know she worked hard to do it. Her and I are so much alike in that we have always struggled to lose weight. Even as a child we struggled. What got me thinking was when a girl posted to her wanting to know what was her secret.
Is there ever really a secret to loosing weight people? I mean there are all kinds of lose weight quick diets, pills that make you shit your pants if you eat any fat, creams, shit you shake on your food and nonsense, but do they really work?
I, if you have been following my blog,<you better be fucking following my blog, I mean how else am I going to get discovered and get a book deal out of this true life crazy train I live> have lived a life though diets and quick fixes. I have tried everything and it does work, for a while and then you gain it all back plus more.
I have been asked so many times, how did you do it? What diet are you on, what is your secret. Now you all know I drink my health shakes, they are not diet shakes but meal replacement shakes and loaded with all the nutrients a person needs. I have lost weight with them but that is not all I have had to do.
A lady asked me straight up, what are you doing to lose weight. I told her, you know it is the craziest thing, diet and exercise. Can you believe that? She seriously looked at me is disgust, like I had a bat in the cave<booger> or a bug in my grill<food in my teeth> and walked off. Hey bitch, that is what really works.
Eating right and exercising is the only thing that will help you lose weight, and it doesn't happen quick bitches, it takes time. It has taken me 11 months to lose 20 pounds. I have changed my way of eating, I eat smaller portions, and I fucking exercise. Stop looking for a quick fix people and put the work in and just do it! Trust me it does work and it lasts. Change your way of thinking, eating and exercising and it will happen to you!
Now get your asses off the fucking couch and do something!
Is there ever really a secret to loosing weight people? I mean there are all kinds of lose weight quick diets, pills that make you shit your pants if you eat any fat, creams, shit you shake on your food and nonsense, but do they really work?
I, if you have been following my blog,<you better be fucking following my blog, I mean how else am I going to get discovered and get a book deal out of this true life crazy train I live> have lived a life though diets and quick fixes. I have tried everything and it does work, for a while and then you gain it all back plus more.
I have been asked so many times, how did you do it? What diet are you on, what is your secret. Now you all know I drink my health shakes, they are not diet shakes but meal replacement shakes and loaded with all the nutrients a person needs. I have lost weight with them but that is not all I have had to do.
A lady asked me straight up, what are you doing to lose weight. I told her, you know it is the craziest thing, diet and exercise. Can you believe that? She seriously looked at me is disgust, like I had a bat in the cave<booger> or a bug in my grill<food in my teeth> and walked off. Hey bitch, that is what really works.
Eating right and exercising is the only thing that will help you lose weight, and it doesn't happen quick bitches, it takes time. It has taken me 11 months to lose 20 pounds. I have changed my way of eating, I eat smaller portions, and I fucking exercise. Stop looking for a quick fix people and put the work in and just do it! Trust me it does work and it lasts. Change your way of thinking, eating and exercising and it will happen to you!
Now get your asses off the fucking couch and do something!
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Don't Make Me Get The Belt......
was always a phrase I hated to hear as a kid. That usually meant I had done something wrong and was in trouble<hell I was always in trouble as a kid. I could never keep my mouth shut, sister kept her mouth shut, not me>.
While I was out shopping the other day, at my favorite place to shop, for now, JCP, I told myself this very phrase. And guess what? I got myself 2 belts!
I have always loved to wear belts with my jeans. I wanted them to match what I was wearing and in my eyes<which at times were clouded by donuts> it was a sign of being confident in what you looked like. For so many years when I was a skinny bitch I had tons of belts and wore them everyday. Wore them with jeans. Wore them with shorts. Wore them with skirts. Always wore them. After getting all fat and happy I steered clear of belts because I hated something tight around my big fat belly and I never tucked in a shirt<hey I had to fucking hide that shit, don't judge>. With the recent purchase of my Fancy Pants I felt it was time to get back into the belt wearing.
It is so strange the little things that make a big deal to me. I mean who would have thought by buying and being able to wear a belt it would make me feel so good about myself. Well it fucking did and I am loving it!
So if you hear someone say, don't make me get the belt, say, yes, get the belt, a cute black one maybe!
*disclaimer....I will not take blame to you getting beat with a belt for telling you to say the above mentioned comment. Carry on*
So until next time, wear a belt proudly as I have been!!!
While I was out shopping the other day, at my favorite place to shop, for now, JCP, I told myself this very phrase. And guess what? I got myself 2 belts!
I have always loved to wear belts with my jeans. I wanted them to match what I was wearing and in my eyes<which at times were clouded by donuts> it was a sign of being confident in what you looked like. For so many years when I was a skinny bitch I had tons of belts and wore them everyday. Wore them with jeans. Wore them with shorts. Wore them with skirts. Always wore them. After getting all fat and happy I steered clear of belts because I hated something tight around my big fat belly and I never tucked in a shirt<hey I had to fucking hide that shit, don't judge>. With the recent purchase of my Fancy Pants I felt it was time to get back into the belt wearing.
It is so strange the little things that make a big deal to me. I mean who would have thought by buying and being able to wear a belt it would make me feel so good about myself. Well it fucking did and I am loving it!
So if you hear someone say, don't make me get the belt, say, yes, get the belt, a cute black one maybe!
*disclaimer....I will not take blame to you getting beat with a belt for telling you to say the above mentioned comment. Carry on*
So until next time, wear a belt proudly as I have been!!!
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Kicked That Goal in the Ass
and not in the big fat ass, in the getting smaller<I think sexy> ass!
I had made a goal for myself that I would get to a size that I could wear those jeans that have sparkles on the pockets. Very expensive jeans too. I was at a size that they did not make the jeans big enough for me and I fucking wanted a damn pair. I mean all the cool kids are wearing them so why couldn't I...oh yeah...my ass was too big.
So I went about a month or so ago and tried on a pair and low and fucking behold.......THEY FIT!!! Oh I HAD TO HAVE a pair of these jeans.
It was almost payday and I could fit into them but the ones I tried on were too short. I cannot not do jeans that are too short. I think that comes from wearing Rockies and Wranglers with boots. The test is if I sit down and I can see the beginning of my boot going up or my socks, too short. I ain't wearing no high priced high waters. If I am going to pay this much they will fit me exactly how I want them to.
The town I live in does not have very many places that you can buy these jeans, I called every one of them and they had my waist size but not the length. So I phoned a friend, my soul sister. She wears these jeans so she has to know some other places<she is very fashion forward>. It happened that her and I were going to the big city on payday and she said I should call a store that we would be going by. I called them and they had like 5 pairs in my size and in the length I wanted! Oh hells yeah bitches!
Payday arrived and off we went. Got to the store and they had pulled every pair in my size and had them waiting on me. I was like a kid on Christmas morning! I held my head up high and sexy walked into the fitting room<oh yea I am "fitting" into these jeans!>
I tried on every pair. I shook my ass at myself in the mirror in each pair. Then I narrowed it down to two and asked my soul sister what she thought. She agreed with me on the pair and I sexy walked up to the checkout. I had a huge smile on my face and could not keep it in any more. I told the gal, these are my first pair of these jeans because I have lost enough weight to finally wear them. She was all excited for me and told me how to care for them so the jewels do not come off in the wash. I walked out of there thinking I was the shit!
I am not gonna lie, it did hurt to pay that much for a pair of jeans. I have never paid that much before but it was my first big goal that I had met so I deserved it!
The first chance I had to wear them was too a local college football game. Oh I was shaking my ass all over the place. I had decided to name these jeans my Fancy Pants! And do you all know what? I won a best butt contest! Okay, there was only 2 of us in it and it was kinda not really a contest but I was told I had the best butt between the two. Hell I forgot I even had an ass let alone an ass that looked good!
So now I wear those jeans anytime we are going some where, like out on the weekends, not to work or the store or simple places like that. And all I really can afford this one pair....for now. I mean what the fuck an I gonna do when I lose MORE weight and these are too big? Oh the possibilities are endless<too bad my pocket book is not>.
So there you have it, big girl makes good on a goal and buys first pair of Fancy Pants!
Already have my next goal in mind. I have a long way to go for that one though but I WILL get there!
Till next time folks........peace out!
I had made a goal for myself that I would get to a size that I could wear those jeans that have sparkles on the pockets. Very expensive jeans too. I was at a size that they did not make the jeans big enough for me and I fucking wanted a damn pair. I mean all the cool kids are wearing them so why couldn't I...oh yeah...my ass was too big.
So I went about a month or so ago and tried on a pair and low and fucking behold.......THEY FIT!!! Oh I HAD TO HAVE a pair of these jeans.
It was almost payday and I could fit into them but the ones I tried on were too short. I cannot not do jeans that are too short. I think that comes from wearing Rockies and Wranglers with boots. The test is if I sit down and I can see the beginning of my boot going up or my socks, too short. I ain't wearing no high priced high waters. If I am going to pay this much they will fit me exactly how I want them to.
The town I live in does not have very many places that you can buy these jeans, I called every one of them and they had my waist size but not the length. So I phoned a friend, my soul sister. She wears these jeans so she has to know some other places<she is very fashion forward>. It happened that her and I were going to the big city on payday and she said I should call a store that we would be going by. I called them and they had like 5 pairs in my size and in the length I wanted! Oh hells yeah bitches!
Payday arrived and off we went. Got to the store and they had pulled every pair in my size and had them waiting on me. I was like a kid on Christmas morning! I held my head up high and sexy walked into the fitting room<oh yea I am "fitting" into these jeans!>
I tried on every pair. I shook my ass at myself in the mirror in each pair. Then I narrowed it down to two and asked my soul sister what she thought. She agreed with me on the pair and I sexy walked up to the checkout. I had a huge smile on my face and could not keep it in any more. I told the gal, these are my first pair of these jeans because I have lost enough weight to finally wear them. She was all excited for me and told me how to care for them so the jewels do not come off in the wash. I walked out of there thinking I was the shit!
I am not gonna lie, it did hurt to pay that much for a pair of jeans. I have never paid that much before but it was my first big goal that I had met so I deserved it!
The first chance I had to wear them was too a local college football game. Oh I was shaking my ass all over the place. I had decided to name these jeans my Fancy Pants! And do you all know what? I won a best butt contest! Okay, there was only 2 of us in it and it was kinda not really a contest but I was told I had the best butt between the two. Hell I forgot I even had an ass let alone an ass that looked good!
So now I wear those jeans anytime we are going some where, like out on the weekends, not to work or the store or simple places like that. And all I really can afford this one pair....for now. I mean what the fuck an I gonna do when I lose MORE weight and these are too big? Oh the possibilities are endless<too bad my pocket book is not>.
So there you have it, big girl makes good on a goal and buys first pair of Fancy Pants!
Already have my next goal in mind. I have a long way to go for that one though but I WILL get there!
Till next time folks........peace out!
Friday, October 19, 2012
Just my luck....
always my damn luck when it comes to fashion trends.
So I was watching E News the other day and they said that the look for fall and winter this year is layers.....fucking layers! AND they said the more layers the better. FUCK! Of course THIS year is layers. I really could have fucking used layer after layer after layer last year but noooooooo not this year since I have lost 20 damn pounds!
I want to show off my body and not hide it under layers. Well this is just the shits for me. I mean last year I wanted to wear blankets and quilts as layers so no one could see my body. I am so pissed right now!
So I am NOT going to be fashion forward this fall/winter season, I am going to show my shit off every chance I get. It is not like I actually was ever fashion forward anyway.
Oh well girls....shit happens and this season shit is happening in fucking layers.
Peace out!
So I was watching E News the other day and they said that the look for fall and winter this year is layers.....fucking layers! AND they said the more layers the better. FUCK! Of course THIS year is layers. I really could have fucking used layer after layer after layer last year but noooooooo not this year since I have lost 20 damn pounds!
I want to show off my body and not hide it under layers. Well this is just the shits for me. I mean last year I wanted to wear blankets and quilts as layers so no one could see my body. I am so pissed right now!
So I am NOT going to be fashion forward this fall/winter season, I am going to show my shit off every chance I get. It is not like I actually was ever fashion forward anyway.
Oh well girls....shit happens and this season shit is happening in fucking layers.
Peace out!
Friday, October 12, 2012
I am taking that shit back bitches!!!
So since I have lost some poundage and I have been working out I have fallen in love with my workout clothes. I think they make me look sexy<yes I said sexy, don't knock it til you try it bitches>.
I am not going to say how much money I have spent in the last 3 months on workout clothes<why because I really don't want to have to go back and add it all up and make myself sick when I realize how much I really fucking spent>.
Anyway I love them. And as it is getting colder....fucking hate winter...I decided I need one more pair of long pants and a long sleeved shirt. I ran into my favorite place, right now, for workout clothes, JCP, and grabbed a pair of pants in XL and a long sleeved shirt in XL, no need to try them on, I am an extra lard, yes I fucking said lard!
Went to the check out and I was on my way. Got home and tried them on. Holy mother of gawd they were to fucking big! Oh yeah I said TOO FUCKING BIG! Now after the small celebration in my room<there was dancing and singing...okay damn you, there was dirty dancing>I was like oh hells yeah too big! Too big for MY BODY!
So bitches, after boot camp tonight I am going to march right into the store, sling the bag on the counter and yell....THESE ARE TOO BIG! I NEED A SMALLER SIZE!!!!
Oh happy day for me and my sexy body in workout clothes!
Peace out homes!
I am not going to say how much money I have spent in the last 3 months on workout clothes<why because I really don't want to have to go back and add it all up and make myself sick when I realize how much I really fucking spent>.
Anyway I love them. And as it is getting colder....fucking hate winter...I decided I need one more pair of long pants and a long sleeved shirt. I ran into my favorite place, right now, for workout clothes, JCP, and grabbed a pair of pants in XL and a long sleeved shirt in XL, no need to try them on, I am an extra lard, yes I fucking said lard!
Went to the check out and I was on my way. Got home and tried them on. Holy mother of gawd they were to fucking big! Oh yeah I said TOO FUCKING BIG! Now after the small celebration in my room<there was dancing and singing...okay damn you, there was dirty dancing>I was like oh hells yeah too big! Too big for MY BODY!
So bitches, after boot camp tonight I am going to march right into the store, sling the bag on the counter and yell....THESE ARE TOO BIG! I NEED A SMALLER SIZE!!!!
Oh happy day for me and my sexy body in workout clothes!
Peace out homes!
Thursday, October 11, 2012
A Picture is Worth......................................
not a fucking thing if it was of me..............of course that is what I used to think.
When I started this blog I hated every single picture that was taken of me. People would take pictures of me and post them online and tag me in them. I HATED THAT and would untag myself and then go off on the person that did it. I did NOT want anyone to see my fat self online. I mean come on, please show me some mercy and let me approve the pictures first and if I want to tag myself in them I will do it.
I hated the way I looked, I was so down about my body image. I was all...damn look at that fat ass or what the fuck was I thinking when I put on that outfit. I actually lost sleep over these damn pictures of myself. Why is my body image of myself so fucked up?
BUT..............since I am down 20 pounds and feeling all good about my self I am finding that I am posting pictures of myself and I am not caring that other people post pictures of me. It has to be the best fucking feeling in the world to see a picture of yourself and think...what the hell...I look great! And when people post things like, wow you look great or you have lost a lot of weight! Makes me feel like a million dollars I tell you!
So people please, respect others when posting pictures online and ask for permission to do it. Also fucking tell people that have and are losing weight that you notice. It will make that person feel FABULOUS!
An update, I am still doing fat, I mean, boot camp. One more week left after this week in the fall camp and I am going to sign up for the winter camp. I have come to terms that I will forever have to exercise and eat right or I will be right back Large And Not So In Charge again. Oh and I am signing up for my first 5K! That has been a goal for me for a couple of years now. No I ain't fucking running the 5K, are you fucking crazy! It is a 5K Walk/Run. There is no way my ass can run a 5K....yet....key word is YET!
Till next time bitches.........peace out!
When I started this blog I hated every single picture that was taken of me. People would take pictures of me and post them online and tag me in them. I HATED THAT and would untag myself and then go off on the person that did it. I did NOT want anyone to see my fat self online. I mean come on, please show me some mercy and let me approve the pictures first and if I want to tag myself in them I will do it.
I hated the way I looked, I was so down about my body image. I was all...damn look at that fat ass or what the fuck was I thinking when I put on that outfit. I actually lost sleep over these damn pictures of myself. Why is my body image of myself so fucked up?
BUT..............since I am down 20 pounds and feeling all good about my self I am finding that I am posting pictures of myself and I am not caring that other people post pictures of me. It has to be the best fucking feeling in the world to see a picture of yourself and think...what the hell...I look great! And when people post things like, wow you look great or you have lost a lot of weight! Makes me feel like a million dollars I tell you!
So people please, respect others when posting pictures online and ask for permission to do it. Also fucking tell people that have and are losing weight that you notice. It will make that person feel FABULOUS!
An update, I am still doing fat, I mean, boot camp. One more week left after this week in the fall camp and I am going to sign up for the winter camp. I have come to terms that I will forever have to exercise and eat right or I will be right back Large And Not So In Charge again. Oh and I am signing up for my first 5K! That has been a goal for me for a couple of years now. No I ain't fucking running the 5K, are you fucking crazy! It is a 5K Walk/Run. There is no way my ass can run a 5K....yet....key word is YET!
Till next time bitches.........peace out!
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